The 1001 Lankan Nights book 2

The 1001 Lankan Nights book 2

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Please note: below is the jacket copy for both 1001 Lankan Nights Book 1 as well as 1001 Lanan Nights Book 2. Sire? Sire! Over here, in the boiling oils, Sire! Your Majesty, I know you think I speak drivel, but what can I do but affect mock humility and say Ia€™m flattered you think so? Sure, this mightna€™t be the classic 1001 Arabian Nights, and these mightna€™t be its perfumed nights but your Lankan nights have their skies just as full of the starry-eyed, no? And so I mightna€™t be the beautiful Princess Scheherezade, but my oh-yeah-pull-this-ones still have to make you too tired in the day to have this bloody man of an axeman in your ear about my neck. Thata€™s not easy for a strolling reteller like me, Sire. I get my word sounds mixed up a lot, and spellinga€™s never been one of my best motleys. I say that flattered I think so. And my hey-gag-on-this shaggy dogs mightna€™t be about Sinbad or Ali Baba, but theya€™re just as yank-this-it-plays-Dixie about the wuzz Wi and his other merry no-hopers from Wattala. Who, you say? Surely you remember Wi, a name especially chosen in length to fit your span of attention? The world-record kidnappee, nabbee, swipee, snatchee? (How about that three times in three minutes effort that time, Sire?) After all, who knows how many of your own people have also hired him out as White goods for their nefarious ends? Not that he wouldna€™t prefer that to wiping plates in Dominica€™s Eatery... the place to get wiped off!... and better than eating Dominica€™s food. Me, Ia€™d eat anything in my cell down there banked out by the sewer, Sire. Even with my feet up a€“ like, six feet above my head.This whole maze is a royal disgrace. There are so many corpses and bodies down to the bone in here, one of them grabbed me by the ankle and said, going: a#39; Whena#39;s number 53218 come up?a#39; and I said I didna#39;t know, Echo One to HRH, and anbsp;...


Title:The 1001 Lankan Nights book 2
Author: Bill Reed
Publisher:Reed Independent - 2015-02-18
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